All Bad Badgers Mini Collection (TFTG)

 All Bad Badgers Mini Collection

 

A collection of shorts to small for even individual mini fics, this collection covers the majority of works created with All Bad Badgers not covered in other posts, excluding those where the vast majority of my own text appeared on the image itself, this being impossible to separate from the art without simply reposting.

UNEDITED

 CW: Mix of Non Anthro Pokemon, Bimbofication, Implied Consent, Some Implied Apocalypse and

 

Poke-Soda

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The new line of soft drinks from Poke-Cola had proved to be a massive hit, cases of the stuff flying off the shelves faster than stores could stock it. Of course, the addictive quality of the stuff had as much to do with that as the taste and if the drinkers knew just what overindulging in the stuff would do to them, they might not have started indulging in the first place...


One person who HAD known about the side effects beforehand was Badger, though rather then using that understanding to warn or save anyone, instead he bought two large cases of the stuff, one for him and one for his friend Duhad. He figured his buddy would appreciate the icy cool flavor and the chance to be their favorite Eeveelution. Sure they might be a little annoyed about the whole... Permanent change side of things and the massive increased lust, but he would make sure her new bubble butt would not go long without proper attention!


He checked discord and beamed at the flurry of increasingly misspelled and confused messages. Cracking a soda and taking a long sip he typed with one changing hand, "Coming over soon." 

 

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Sucking Up to the Teacher

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Professor bimbo looked over the abysmal test scores and then up to the two students currently trailing at the bottom of his class. Both eventually Alex spoke up. "Prof. Bimbo... We have to pass your class or we are gonna get kicked out of college! Is their anything we can do to get a little extra credit?"


The professor smiled and slid open his office drawer. "Well... I do need some test subjects. Its worth a bump of 5 points if you agree, though I have to warn you... Their maybe some permeant side effects..."


Alex and Barry ended up passing the class just barely, but within a week Alexa and Belle had dropped out of school anyway and now can be seen in a wide range of adult video's where they seem to have found their true calling as porno super stares! 

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Eevee Robber!?

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The Cerulean Bank heist had been a total flop and while most of the crooks got away, their leader, Johnny The Snake got nabbed by the cops. Strangely enough, when the gang met up again to try and figure out where their old boss had been taken, they found that not only was their no trace of him in any of the local jails, none of the jails had ANY prisoners in them at all! What's more, the day after the heist a new Eevee was put up for adoption by the city to help a new trainer start out on their Pokémon adventure with a "well trained, smart and well breed new partner."

The crooks began to grow suspicious about this and the disappearances of the other criminals who always seemed to vanish right before a new Pokémon was handed out, but then again... The new Eevee was female and even if she did look mighty worried and gave them a weird look when they past her being lead away... It’s not like someone could just turn Johnny into a FEMALE Pokémon, right?

 

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Lightning Bolt Bars!

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Ethan had been excited to try the new 'LIGHTNING BOLT' proteins bar's ever since he had first spied them at the local health food store. They had a picture of a Jolteon on the side of the box and proclaimed in large, bolded letters, "Infused with the power of thunder to recharge your energy like nothing else on the market!" Then in slightly smaller letters, "All sales of LIGHTNING BOLT tm protein bars go directly to help conservation efforts to save the local Eeveelution population."

Ethan had always liked Pokémon, even though he had never taken the steps necessary to become a trainer, so had been happy to buy a whole case of the bars for him and all his gym buddies. Anything that would keep his body fueled while running AND help insure future generations would have Eevee's to play with could't be bad, could it?

Ethan might have changed his tune if he saw the reports about how the creator of LIGHTNING BOLT bars was arrested for their radical plan to rebuild the Eevee population by turning humans into new breeders, but unfortunately, like many, MANY others he found out the hard way, first when his body transformed and then later when he was rounded up and brought to the nearest day care.

As it turned out, there was no cure, so in the end the creator of LIGHTNING BOLT got their wish. Their would indeed be a truly colossal spike in the Eevee population starting that year... 

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Who's the Winner?

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Who's the Winner?

Jonny Rocko's big show stopping wrestling match against the undefeated Lucario had already started off on a bad foot when he could not find his leggings and was forced to grab a spare from those meant for the Pokémon who normally spared in the gym. Heading out into the ring wearing a set of spandex no where near large enough for an adult human man was humiliating enough, but the way the Lucario pranced about the ring making taunting hand gestures pushed him right over the edge! No one made a fool out of Jonny Rocko, NO ONE!


Jonny threw himself at his opponent, but the quick Pokémon easily dodged out of the way, giving the man a tap on the back for his troubles. Growling Jonny spun, uncaring as to why his suit suddenly had become much easer to move in. He dived again and this time managed to slap the side of Lucario's thigh before getting a second tap on the back. He felt something push from his back and something else pushing out his front, but Jonny pushed all of that out of his mind, all that mattered was pinning that handsome devil!


For almost an hour the match continued, Jonny getting closer each time he attacked, growing faster each time his body shifted and changed. Additionally, as his body became more and more feminine, his drive for victory shifted bit by bit to a desire to pin the Lucario for reasons well beyond his winning the match.


At last Jonny got her arms around the big, strong male and tackled him to the ground, sitting on his face before he could wriggle away from her. She yelled out in triumph, but her victory was short lived as she felt something rough running along her undercharge!


Despite his dirty tricks, Jonny still won the match and would later that night pay him back in kind, insuring that her new tag partner would always know who wore the leggings in their relationship...

 

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Pokemon Sun and Mooned

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One thing you never notice when playing a Pokémon adventure from the safety of your living room is how strange and dangerous the Pokémon world can be. For Duhad, recently sucked into the game world by a magical Gameboy, one poor decision to go exploring a dark cave without convent accesses to the move 'Flash' would have fateful consequences.


For the Salandit colony looking for a Salazzle to lead and breed with them, it was a stoke of perfect luck! And to think they where going to just turn one of their own female to get a new queen before this hapless human stumbled on their lair.


Back in the real world, the next lucky person to find the magic copy of the game would find many, MANY new Salandit's waiting for them to catch... At least until the game caught them in turn...

 

 

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Return of the Dinosaurs

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It had seemed like a Sci-Fi dream, a machine that would allow humanity to recreate the long extinct race of the dinosaurs, yet with the hard work and dedication of the team at Bio-Gen that dream was soon to be made a reality! By combining the DNA found within the bodies of prehistoric mosquitoes trapped in amber with an unfertilized chicken egg, the research team would soon have the very first viable dinosaur egg to exist in over 65 million years...


Unfortunately when Dr. Philip McNeil was setting up the dino DNA sample in the cloning booth a poorly timed glitch in the system caused the machine to activate, combining both man and dinosaur! The rest of the team rushed in to try and help, but where knocked aside as the machine burst open, unable to contain the massive (in more ways then one) new creature! Dr. Philip's mind and vague human shape remained intact, but the DNA of an adult, female tyrannosaurus rex rebuild him, now her into a hybrid of truly epic proportions!


The machine was ruined, the experiment a failure and the company looking down the barrel of a bankruptcy suit when a random scan of the new dino woman being conducted to see if the good doctors humanity and masculinity could be restored provided them with a golden opportunity. As it turned out, enough of Philip McNeil's human DNA remained to allow her new body to be impregnated by other humans and when mixed with the dino genes, the result should be a clutch of viable dino eggs! The company and project where saved!


Unfortunately for Dr. Philip it would mean having to give up on turning her back, but at least now though she would not be helping to make any sort of brake through in the scientific community, she would instead get to BE the brake through of the millennia!


The End 

 

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Impressive Work S...Sir?

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Professor Stanly had hoped to prepare something special for his next class, hoping to blow them away with a brilliant volcano of colorful bubbles... He never expected the bubbles to have such a dramatic effect when touching human skin though and he, well now SHE absolutely didn't realize the substance would continue to spread and take over anyone else she happened to touch, spreading her condition further and further out across the world! However, one thing she did know was that she suddenly REALLY wanted to give everyone in the school a BIG HUG!

Humanity might be doomed...

 

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Team Building

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Here at Team Rocket we believe in the power of teamwork, positive thinking and the willingness to put 110% of your body, mind and soul into your work! And if you cannot commit yourself to these ideals as a grunt, then thanks to our new state of the art re-training programs, we can insure that you will get the personality and body improvements needed to serve in a brand new capacity!

So weather your out in the field stealing new types of Pokémon or like Brandon here, are back at base breeding up new recruits, Team Rocket has a place for YOU!

 

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Team Rocket's Eeveelution Mix Up

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It all seemed to be a perfect plan on paper, merging the strengths of various Pokémon to create new, unbeatable SUPER Pokémon with all the strengths and none of the weaknesses of the natural creatures that roamed the world! Sure fusing a bunch of Eeveelutions as a test run miiiight seem a little evil, but it would be a small price to pay for such an incredible brake through! And besides, it wasn't like the scientists would be the ones actually paying that price, now was it?

Well... Turns out a few crossed wires and a poorly timed backfire lead to the whole team getting transformed INTO Eeeveelutions prior to the test going off and now their getting a taste of their own medicine first hand.

Luckily the chief scientist knows just how to fix all of this! Unluckily 'he' is now the very feminine ass of his formerly male research assistant who is prioritizing taking care of her new urges over the protests of her thicc new ass.

On the bright side, while he failed to manufacture a race of new fused super Pokémon, he'll now get to play a VERY active role in making them the old fashion way!