An archive of my stories (primarily TFTG smut written originally for Furaffinity). Many of my stories were done in collaboration with artists, but for now I am only posting the plain text versions of them here as a backup of my work.
For the originals, along with art and collaborations, just look up Duhad on Furaffinity!
Note: Uploads to this blog may not be in original release order and maybe inconsistent. This is after all just meant to be a backup archive of my personal writing.
Friday, May 26, 2023
Surprise Shark Wedding (TFTG Mini)
Surprise Shark Wedding
A TFTG mini fic written for art drawn by All Bad Badgers
Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? To cherish and the hold, till death do you part?
Duhad: -What? Why am I a shark girl!? Why am I in a sexy wedding dress!?!
Groom: I do!
Duhad: Badger, get me out of here! I don’t know what you did, but undue it!
Badger: Aw… Are you sure? I thought this would be fun, getting to live out your own fantasy? Do you really want me to take that away?
Priest: And do you, April, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to cherish and obey till death do you part?
Duhad: I do! Now stop dicking around and get me out of here!
Badger: Okay, fine. Don’t worry the permanent part of all of this doesn’t kick in till the spell is sealed with a-
Priest: Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!
Badger: Kiss.
Priest: You may kiss the bride.
Duhad: Wait, what!? No wait!
Smooch!
Badger: Oops… Well good news, bad news and then a bit more good news…
Badger: Good news is the mental changes should be kicking in any moment now, making all of this allot easier to deal with…
Badger: Yep their you go! Wow your really getting into it now!
Badger: Bad news is, they will wear off after the wedding night and any time your, well… Pregnant and after you give birth it will only be a matter of time before it kicks back in again.
Badger: But the OTHER good news is, as soon as your pregnant again, you will be your old self again! And given just how many kids I sort of assumed you would want to have… Well lets just say your going to be yourself ALLOT. Which means we can do more collaborations!
Badger: And judging how your going at it, I bet you will be your old self again in no time! Till then, go enjoy your honey moon you crazy kids! I just have to add one last deal… And they all lived happily ever after…
Badger: Well until she wakes up tomorrow anyway…
The End
Badger: Oh look at this… ‘Tiger shark moms have a long gestation period—up to sixteen months—and deliver between ten and eighty-three pups!’
Badger: Well she’s going to have a real long time before she needs to go thru this again, but man, she had better hope she gets lucky in about a year and a half, other wise she’s going to be in the labor ward for a long, long time…
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